One Fine Day In The Middle Of The Night

Writer's Block: Duos

2009-07-19T03:54:53Z

Sam and Diane, Ross and Rachel, Chuck and Blair—who is your favorite TV couple?

Spongebob, and Squidward.
Yeah i went there.
I love that ship and you know You do to!

LMAO

Writer's Block: Lights Out

2009-07-19T03:48:53Z

All it takes is a blackout to realize how much we rely on electricity. What's your most memorable story from a power outage?

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HA!
My Block Had A Power Outage In The Middle Of The Day,
So Me And My Friends Decide Its Time To Play Man Hunt In The Dark Halls Of The Apartment Complexes.
So My Friend Is Running up The Stairs To hide When She Trips , Flips, And Does Almost Like A Superman Move Down The Stairs.
Omg So Funny.
She Was Okay, except for her dignity.
Lmao!

Writer's Block: 5//7//5

2009-07-19T03:44:11Z

Sum up your day in the form of a haiku.

Submitted By cpnspuff

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People All Upset
Me Being The Peacemaker
Got My Own Problems

Haiku Is 5 7 5 right??? *sigh*

Writer's Block: Not So Genius

2009-07-19T03:38:20Z

Which modern invention do you think the world would be better off without?

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Hmmmmmm.....
I don't know.
I mean i can tell u what i can live without.
Example:: Automatic Toilets ( idon't like how they just go off its like the toilet knows when your done...... like its watching you)
Ah yes I've got it!
Those boomboxes that are in the shape of a book bag.
Not Everyone Wants to hear your god damned music!
You don't need to go around parading your music around like a one man band.
Buy a god damn walkmen or one of the new ipods.
The world could benefit greatly by taking all those things that were ever made pouring gasoline on them setting them a blaze then when they are chard completely we smash the burnt pieces into ash which we compress into a liquid and use as a new energy source for the next few years.

jazlinda @ 2009-06-15T22:03:00

2009-06-16T02:05:21Z

In The Voice Of The Zoo.............

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The Wildlife Conservation Society pumps more than $400 million into our city’s economy that’s the message we want to send to City Hall. You can help today by sending an email voicing your support for the restoration of our funds.

Act Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
capwiz.com/wcs/issues/alert/

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2009-06-16T01:41:21Z

www.mylifetime.com/my-lifetime-commitment/breast-cancer/petition/breast-cancer-petition

This is a petition that takes 30 seconds to do.
The bill is called the Breast Cancer Patient Protection Act which will
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surgery, against the wishes of their doctor, still groggy from anesthesia
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All you do is fill out the required fields.
Everyone makes a difference.

Thank You To All Of You Who Do This. :D

Writer's Block: You're a Winner!

2009-06-14T19:47:12Z

Have you ever won a contest, drawing, or lottery? What was the prize?

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I think it was in third grade i won the school lottery drawing for halloween prizes.
I won three times!
One was a singing pumpkin that sung the Transilvania Twist.
Second was a Light catcher scarecrow.
the last prize was a stuffed skeleton.
I think i still have the skeleton somewhere.
But i gave the rest to my Aunt Caroline.
After that I never won anything.

Writer's Block: Space Wars

2009-06-10T23:43:58Z

Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Serenity, Alien, 2001—there is a long list of movies and TV shows that take place in space. Which is your favorite?

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Alien Resurrection with Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder and Ron Perlman
That is a bangin movie.
Clones, Lesibian Cyborgs, Sarcastic Guys With Gigantic Guns, Acid Spitting Aliens, who could want more?

Writer's Block: Close Call

2009-06-10T23:35:40Z

Accidents happen all the time, and often we walk away miraculously uninjured. What has been your closest call with avoiding serious harm in an accident?

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Let Me Paint A Picture For You.
Football
Co-Ed Football
Mud
Rain
Cleets
My Face
You know were I'm Going.
We (meaning my friends and I) were playing some football
We all slid in the mud and my friends cleets were about a half a centimeter away from my face.
That would have hurt like hell.

Writer's Block: Multilingual

2009-06-10T23:22:00Z

How many languages do you speak?

Submitted By 40alatariel

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Idk
Let me count.
English
Spanglish
Slanglish
Ghetto Fabulousish
Valley girlish
Thugish
emo esc
plus my own special brand of talking.
Thats like 8 languages.
Lmao =] =] =] =] =]

Writer's Block: It Sounds Better When You Say It

2009-06-10T23:16:38Z

No matter what language you speak, you've probably come across words or phrases in another language that sound better than their equivalents in your native tongue. What's your favorite word or phrase in a foreign language?

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Hmmmm....
Most Of My Favorite Foreign Phases Curse People Out.
So The Only Thing I Can Think Of That Is Age Appropriate Is....
Goyeh. (Goy-Eh)
Please Forgive me if I spelt that wrong.
It is supposed to mean like whitey in panjabi
Please forgive me again if i spelt that wrong.

Writer's Block: Last Meal

2009-06-10T23:04:55Z

What do you want your last meal to be?

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Again I ask this question a question.
My last meal on earth?
or My last meal Today?
If its my last meal on earth i want my last meal to be.....
Unicorn blood soup and a drink for the well of immortality.
(Harry Potter Fans Just Died With My Knowledge Of Unicorn Blood)
If It Is My Last Meal Today...........
Hmmm.......
I'm kinda in the mood for Beef Stew and yellow rice.
Although I'm getting salad. =[

Writer's Block: Talking Ducks

2009-06-10T01:39:38Z

Happy birthday, Donald Duck! Which cartoon character do you think is the most disturbing?

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Hmmmmm..........
I'd have to say........
Hexxus from Fern Gully.
Now that was one creepy betch.
But he was like Sexy Evil.
Plus his voice was amazing =] =] =].
Tim Curry = Yum

Writer's Block: Teenagers & Car Accidents

2009-06-09T01:35:02Z

Why do you think teenagers are involved in more car crashes than any other age group?

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we are all stupid speed demons!
that and we aren't wise enough to be alert of everything
We think that nothing bad will happen
we think we are magic and unicorns will fly out of our ass!

Plus anyone younger then a teen isn't driving!

Writer's Block: Get It to Go

2009-06-09T01:14:08Z

What's your favorite thing to order for takeout (or takeaway)?

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Hmmmm.....
What do you mean by takeout?
Do You Mean Like Fast Food?
Or Like removing something?
Well Since I Have No Way Of Knowing.......

I'll Answer Both =]

Fast Food : Quesadillas
Removing: the seeds from sunflower seeds (although i don't eat them....... :/ )

Welcome To My Happy Land Now Get Your Shit And Leave

2009-06-05T00:18:05Z

I have quite a bit to say right now..
So Here is a warning


Okay Now That You've Been Properly Warned....

Me And Nony Were Talking The Other Day.
And Somehow By What Must Be The Devils Work, Hannah Montana Came Up.
Now Naturally I Said That My Generation Was In No Way Responsible For THAT.
Nony responded, Well She Isn't My Generation Ether! My Generation Was One Of The Last Ones With Unique And creative Thoughts.
And I Happily Replied
Well My Generation Is The Thief Generation! We Take To Credit For Things You Do Like The Bullies In Highschool To The Nerds! So You Betches Better Keep Making Thing For Us To Take!
This Got Quite The Laugh.

Also, I've realized lately that my school is a pen racist school.
They except only the lighter blue pens,
but not the Black pens.
Why not the black pens huh?
Is it cuz they're black?

I've decided that I am no longer catholic.
this is for 5 reasons:
1. My personal beliefs do not match that of the church
2. My believes if this religion are seen as worthy of going to hell for
3. I don't fully practice catholicisum anyway
4. Animals in catholic religion go to hell
and
5. The pope choice went from cool old dude to creepy nightmare giving dude =[

I graduate from Junior High in 12 days.
That means 8 more school days and one of them is a half day.
These are people I've known since 2nd grade
I see my teacher more then my own father.
And more then 3x more then the rest of the family.
But on a positive note Im going to a great school
Celia Cruz Music Highschool!!!!
Woot Woot!

My lovely friend harlquin94 just turned 15.
Woot for her!
6 more years to alcohol,
Double woot!

I'm volunteering to work for the summer.
I'm going to be a camp counselor for the church that i used to belong to.
The priest is cool
totally not one of those child molesters though.
So I don't mind working for him. =]
Plus I'll get a killer tan being out in the sun for all that time.
I look good with a tan,
you can actually tell Im Spainish. =]

My grad party is starting to look like a bust.
Not to many people are actually RSVPing to come.
No family is really coming.
But thats not much of a surprise.
They never do come to support me.
*sigh* At least the cake will be popin. =]
Don't worry saiita I'll send a piece for you via nony. =]]]

I've decided that as soon as I'm 18 I'm moving to Nevada.
anonymiss731 my sister, thinks I'm too young to make that decision,
but I'm going to do it just watch.
Btw you can blame harlquin94 for the place and 1munchiebear96 for the idea to go.
They are both coming with me though so w.e.

So I think thats about it.
Besides the fact that now every Sunday i make a pilgrimage to the nearest Dunkin' Donuts (TM)
for a brunch with the posse.
Yupp I've developed an addiction to Boston Creme Donuts and Strawberry Frozen Smoothies.
And Strawberry and Cheese Strudel.
Yum.

                                               Love,
                                                  Jazzy Babbiiee! =]

jazlinda @ 2009-04-06T20:32:00

2009-04-07T00:56:04Z

OoOokey Doughkey

Seeing as i haven't been on in a while i got some major catching up to do.
First things first.....

HAPPY ~~Belated~~ BIRTHDAY    tooooooo.................

saiita ----- turned 21 *woOoOo go alcohol!!!*
and
1munchiebear96 who is now a teenager just turned 13 *woOoOoOo go movies*

Second things second

a big Flying Fuck You to

My Principal
My classmates
Mother Nature
morons on my block whom enjoy fighting
and a big one to...... drum roll please.......
teen hormones!!!!!!

third thing third

I need a new pair of sneakers that are really durable because every sneaker i buy gets a hole in the heel within three months........
Anyone know a good reliable sneaker brand???

Oh yes, for those of you who haven't heard yet......

I GOT INTO MY FIRST CHOICE FOR HIGHSCHOOL BETXCHEZ EAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!

*ahem* sorry..........

Thats all really.......

1munchiebear96, harlquin94, violin_sprite, saiita, are you guys busy on the 24th? The Walk-A-Thon at my school is coming up and they always need a helping hand..........

harlquin94   i need to talk to you about Jason and Wiicho oh yeah and this dream I had.... *snort giggle snort snort*
anonymiss731 if you want to know just ask I mean it would help to have your input you just gotta keep the info on the down low.... lol

                                                                                                                                 LOVEZ YALL BETCHEZ
                                                                                                                                  ~~~~~~ Jazzy

jazlinda @ 2009-03-16T16:27:00

2009-03-16T21:11:17Z

OKay So I was doing Nothing All Day Except Youtube Searching today.
And All I Have To Say Is.............................
I've got quite a collection of new favorite songs

In No Particular Order:::

1. My Muffin ---- By J Bigga
2. Suck My Ballz (remix) ----- posted by youtube.com user kierenfowler
3. Gay Bar ---- By Electric Six
4. Jizz In My Pants ----- Originally Shown By Saturday Night Live
5. Don't Trust Me ---- by 3oh!3
6. Starstruckk ---- by 3oh!3
7. Toyfood ----- by Neil Cicierega
8. Pretty Rave Girl ---- By I am X-ray
9. a collaboration between All Time Low and We Are The Kings ----- by All Time Kings and or We Are The Low
10. Frog Song ----- by Liam Lynch
11. Ramalama ----- Roisin Murphy
12. Sexy Naughty Bitchy ----- Tata Young
13. Gummy Bear ------ by Gummy Bears
14. Romeo And Juliet ----- by Toybox
15. Freaxx ----- by Brokencyde

ALL AWESOME SONGS

jazlinda @ 2009-03-16T12:13:00

2009-03-16T16:36:33Z

Hate Draws Within Me Whenever You Are Near
But Then Why Do I Long For You
What Is This Strange Contradiction
Because That Is What This Is To Me
So Bad I Want To Hate You
But Why I Cant Is Killing Me
He Hurt Me So Many Times
You Show No Signs You'll Stop
They Tell Me That's Just How You Are
Should I Accept It Like They Are
Or Is Accepting It My Down Fall
A Never Ending Life In Pain
Is This This Love So Over Coming
Is Hate To Live In Vain
I Hope You Know just Who You Are
Just Who Im Talking To
Because To Tell You This Straight To Your Face
Is Just Something I Cant Do

This Poem Needs A Name (i was thinking something like David Haha harlquin94 should know what Im talking about).... Please Leave Your Suggestion In The Comments.....

jazlinda @ 2009-03-07T16:54:00

2009-03-07T21:57:50Z

OMG The real thing isnt funny at all and what Chris did was wrong but this almost made me piss my pant Everyone must watch!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIhshI34RSc

jazlinda @ 2009-02-27T22:22:00

2009-02-28T05:15:41Z

K so Remember the original Musical Meme i posted a while ago?
Well someone ~~u know who you are!!!~~ tagged me back!
So in good spirit ill go again.........

1) Would you chew gum after someone else has? ::::: If I Could -- Celine Dion
2) Describe your relationship status. ::::: Freaxxy --- Brokencyde
3) How much does your dog weigh?? ::::: I really don't want to know ---- Elvis Presley
4) Are you the heart breaker or the broken heart?? ::::: Both Sides Now --- Joni Mitchell
5) What was your wildest dream? ::::: Stupid ~~Shit~~ --- Girlicious
6) Where Do You Live??? ::::: Ghetto --- P.O.D
7) How Do You Travel ??? :::: Flying On High ---- Jem
8) Are You male or Female???::::: Punk ~~Bitch~~ ---- 3oh!3
9) Describe Yourself. ::::: A Goddess Of Destruction ---- To The Limit
10) Say Something Wise ::::::: Don't eat yellow snow ---- Frank Zappa
11) Favorite Animal?? :::: Werewolves Of London ---Warren Zevon
12) Bad Habits??? :::::: Self Destruction -- KRS One
13) Believe In Aliens ???? :::::: Aliens Exist --- Blink182
14) Han Fun??? :::::: Having A Blast ---- GreenDay

Tags:::: Anonymiss731

jazlinda @ 2009-02-27T22:15:00

2009-02-28T03:23:19Z

Holaz
Here we go another Musical Meme!!!
The Rules are as follows :::::

1) You Must Answer All Questions
2) All Questions Must be answered by the titles or lyrics of Songs (up 2 3 sentences)
3) All Song Titles and lyrics Must Be real
4) Please If you read this meme and you know the person Shout them out if they lied!
5) Be honest ----- Honesty is still the best quality!
6) Try to use a range of musical styles ---- like Reggetone, Rap, Techno etc etc etc.
7) of course have fun!
8) Give credit to the song creator in bold type! example FMYLYHM BY SEETHER
So Lets Begin!

1. Your Friends Are....? :::
2. The Musical Style you like is ......? :::::
3. Your Future is ......?
4. Your Favorite Food is....?
5. What Do you do in your free time.......?
6. What will you name your child in the future.....?
7. If you could be friend with anyone who would it be......?
8. have you been anywhere exotic .......?
9. What would you do if kids were in charge....?
10. What is your favorite book......?
11. How often do you get in trouble.......?
12. You don't like.....?
13. Would you take any dare?
14. Love status???
15. Cookies anyone??
16 have u been broken hearted?
17. War......?
18. Are you a little Crazy???
19. Your Worst Fear??
20. Had Fun???
Bonas!!! Tag 3 ppl u know!!

I'm balming you Saiita!

2008-12-23T07:36:28Z

Okay saiita you've got to stop being so nice to anonymiss731 because when you do it turns out bad for me.
Like the whole 2 months of ~~crap~~ free LJ stuff you got her. Now she uses it for evil. Like just now..... you know how we share a computer well I needed it to help my friend 1munchiebear96 so she steal the computer while i get up to use the bathroom and then when i come back knowing i got things to do goes to add icons now that she gets 100 of them. The n around 2:33 am she gets off and says well maybe you should get up really early tomorrow. WTF I love you Nony but you are such a ~~bitch~~ unlikeable person at times. God. Well gtg.
Love,
Jazzy

Message 2 Harlquin94!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-22T03:34:20Z

So harlquin94 you must add 1munchiebear96 cuz she is a mutual friend of ours!

plus anybody spying on this post *cough Nony cough* add her too.

The Seven Deadly Sins ::: (Story for Harlquin94)

2008-12-20T06:00:11Z

This is a story dedicated to </a></b></a>harlquin94

Chapter 2 ::::: The Demons Within

I awoke much later on in a dark room as gaze at my surroundings I realize I'm not at home, that last nights nightmare was not yet over.
I pinch myself in hopes of waking. I look for a door. The Door to the room is the only beautiful thing there. Stained glass a picture of a faun holding a baby. I find myself so enchanted with the image that now looking back it's almost haunting. as a near the door it seems as if I am no longer the only one wishing for me to go to it. I try to pull myself away but again I feel overcome by some amazing force from above. I can't stop, I can't go back. Why? I touch the nob of the door. I feel myself getting weaker in comparison to this force. I begin to cry. I don't want to go but I don't want to stay. But still that room is all I know and against my will I am being removed. I feel like a young child go to their first day of school ever only to find that their mother isn't coming. I don't want to go. But still my hand turns the nob and opens the door. There was a male standing just before me. He stares at me intently. His glance hard. However the eyes to deliver the blow were soft, and have a quality of drawing you in, which is both beautiful and horrifying. I lose my sense of speech. My mind tried to grasp the concept of word but falls short.
"Hello Lorelle-chan." he lifts my hand and kisses it. His smooth lips touch fills my mind. Did my mind want this? Was I somehow attracted to this feeling of danger and fear? I wasn't I screaming, Running away? He lifted his hands and brushed away the tears with his thumb.
"No no Lorelle-chan you'll never need to cry again. Not here." He said with an introducing movement of his arm. He took me by the hand and led me to what seem to me only to exist in dreams. Dreams! The walls the floor all seems so familiar. I had dreamt of this place before. Why? When? Just where was I? And how did this stranger know my name? I touch my pocket. My wallet still there.Had he taken it then placed it back in my sleep? No because he had said my name before. My phone! I could call for help. I felt for my phone. Yes! It was there.
"Ah here we are! This, my dear Lorelle-chan will be your room. Do you like it we had worked on it for so long." He touched his as I gazed around the room. Beautiful. Books lined the walls.
"Wait we?" I asked finally said gaining control of my tongue again.

Muahahahahahahaha! Sorry </a></b></a>harlquin94 but here comes another cliff hanger