Spongebob, and Squidward.
Yeah i went there.
I love that ship and you know You do to!

LMAO

HA!
My Block Had A Power Outage In The Middle Of The Day,
So Me And My Friends Decide Its Time To Play Man Hunt In The Dark Halls Of The Apartment Complexes. 
So My Friend Is Running up The Stairs To hide When She Trips , Flips, And Does Almost Like A Superman Move Down The Stairs.
Omg So Funny.
She Was Okay, except for her dignity.
Lmao!

People All Upset
Me Being The Peacemaker
Got My Own Problems

Haiku Is 5 7 5 right??? *sigh*

Hmmmmmm.....
I don't know.
I mean i can tell u what i can live without.
Example:: Automatic Toilets ( idon't like how they just go off its like the toilet knows when your done...... like its watching you)
Ah yes I've got it!
Those boomboxes that are in the shape of a book bag.
Not Everyone Wants to hear your god damned music!
You don't need to go around parading your music around like a one man band. 
Buy a god damn walkmen or one of the new ipods.
The world could benefit greatly by taking all those things that were ever made pouring gasoline on them setting them a blaze then when they are chard completely we smash the burnt pieces into ash which we compress into a liquid and use as a new energy source for the next few years.
   

In The Voice Of The Zoo.............

Dear Friend: The Wildlife Conservation Society’s Bronx Zoo and New York Aquarium need your help this week to tell City Hall to restore our funding.

We face losing $2.3 million in vital funding from New York City. Your voice will help City Hall realize the importance of the Bronx Zoo and New York Aquarium to our families and businesses.

The Wildlife Conservation Society pumps more than $400 million into our city’s economy that’s the message we want to send to City Hall. You can help today by sending an email voicing your support for the restoration of our funds.

Act Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
capwiz.com/wcs/issues/alert/

www.mylifetime.com/my-lifetime-commitment/breast-cancer/petition/breast-cancer-petition

This is a petition that takes 30 seconds to do.
The bill is called the Breast Cancer Patient Protection Act which will
require insurance companies to cover a minimum 48-hour hospital stay for
patients undergoing a mastectomy. It's about eliminating the 'drive-through
mastectomy' where women are forced to go home just a few hours after
surgery, against the wishes of their doctor, still groggy from anesthesia
and sometimes with drainage tubes still attached.
All you do is fill out the required fields.
Everyone makes a difference.

Thank You To All Of You Who Do This. :D

I think it was in third grade i won the school lottery drawing for halloween prizes.
I won three times!
One was a singing pumpkin that sung the Transilvania Twist.
Second was a Light catcher scarecrow.
the last prize was a stuffed skeleton.
I think i still have the skeleton somewhere.
But i gave the rest to my Aunt Caroline.
After that I never won anything.

Alien Resurrection with  Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder and Ron Perlman
That is a bangin movie.
Clones, Lesibian Cyborgs, Sarcastic Guys With Gigantic Guns, Acid Spitting Aliens, who could want more?

Let Me Paint A Picture For You.
Football
Co-Ed Football
Mud
Rain
Cleets
My Face
You know were I'm Going.
We (meaning my friends and I) were playing some football
We all slid in the mud and my friends cleets were about a half a centimeter away from my face.
That would have hurt like hell.

Idk
Let me count.
English
Spanglish
Slanglish
Ghetto Fabulousish
Valley girlish
Thugish
emo esc
plus my own special brand of talking.
Thats like 8 languages.
Lmao =] =]  =] =] =]

Hmmmm....
Most Of My Favorite Foreign Phases Curse People Out.
So The Only Thing I Can Think Of That Is Age Appropriate Is....
Goyeh. (Goy-Eh)
Please Forgive me if I spelt that wrong.
It is supposed to mean like whitey in panjabi
Please forgive me again if i spelt that wrong.

Again I ask this question a question.
My last meal on earth?
or My last meal Today?
If its my last meal on earth i want my last meal to be.....
Unicorn blood soup and a drink for the well of immortality.
(Harry Potter Fans Just Died With My Knowledge Of Unicorn Blood)
If It Is My Last Meal Today...........
Hmmm.......
I'm kinda in the mood for Beef Stew and yellow rice.
Although I'm getting salad. =[

Hmmmmm..........
I'd have to say........
Hexxus from Fern Gully.
Now that was one creepy betch.
But he was like Sexy Evil.
Plus his voice was amazing =] =] =].
Tim Curry = Yum

we are all stupid speed demons!
that and we aren't  wise enough to be alert of everything
We think that nothing bad will happen
we think we are magic and unicorns will fly out of our ass!

Plus anyone younger then a teen isn't driving!

Hmmmm.....
What do you mean by takeout?
Do You Mean Like Fast Food?
Or Like removing something?
Well Since I Have No Way Of Knowing.......

I'll Answer Both =]

Fast Food : Quesadillas
Removing: the seeds from sunflower seeds (although i don't eat them....... :/ )

I have quite a bit to say right now..
So Here is a warning                                                                                                                                                          

           
Okay Now That You've Been Properly Warned.... 

Me And Nony Were Talking The Other Day.
And Somehow By What Must Be The Devils Work, Hannah Montana Came Up.
Now Naturally I Said That My Generation Was In No Way Responsible For THAT. 
Nony responded, Well She Isn't My Generation Ether! My Generation Was One Of The Last Ones With Unique And creative Thoughts. 
And I Happily Replied
Well My Generation Is The Thief Generation! We Take To Credit For Things You Do Like The Bullies In Highschool To The Nerds! So You Betches Better Keep Making Thing For Us To Take!
This Got Quite The Laugh.

Also, I've realized lately that my school is a pen racist school.
They except only the lighter blue pens,
but not the Black pens.
Why not the black pens huh?
Is it cuz they're black?

I've decided that I am no longer catholic.
this is for 5 reasons:
1. My personal beliefs do not match that of the church
2. My believes if this religion are seen as worthy of going to hell for
3. I don't fully practice catholicisum anyway 
4. Animals in catholic religion go to hell
and
5. The pope choice went from cool old dude to creepy nightmare giving dude =[

I graduate from Junior High in 12 days.
That means 8 more school days and one of them is a half day.
These are people I've known since 2nd grade
I see my teacher more then my own father.
And more then 3x more then the rest of the family.
But on a positive note Im going to a great school
Celia Cruz Music Highschool!!!!
Woot Woot!

My lovely friend harlquin94 just turned 15.
Woot for her!
6 more years to alcohol,
Double woot!

I'm volunteering to work for the summer.
I'm going to be a camp counselor for the church that i used to belong to.
The priest is cool
totally not one of those child molesters though.
So I don't mind working for him. =]
Plus I'll get a killer tan being out in the sun for all that time.
I look good with a tan,
you can actually tell Im Spainish. =]

My grad party is starting to look like a bust.
Not to many people are actually RSVPing to come.
No family is really coming.
But thats not much of a surprise.
They never do come to support me.
*sigh* At least the cake will be popin. =]
Don't worry saiita I'll send a piece for you via nony. =]]] 

I've decided that as soon as I'm 18 I'm moving to Nevada.
anonymiss731  my sister, thinks I'm too young to make that decision,
but I'm going to do it just watch.
Btw you can blame harlquin94 for the place and 1munchiebear96 for the idea to go.
They are both coming with me though so w.e.

So I think thats about it.
Besides the fact that now every Sunday i make a pilgrimage to the nearest Dunkin' Donuts (TM)
for a brunch with the posse.
Yupp I've developed an addiction to Boston Creme Donuts and Strawberry Frozen Smoothies.
And Strawberry and Cheese Strudel. 
Yum.

                                               Love,
                                                  Jazzy Babbiiee! =]



 

OoOokey Doughkey 

Seeing as i haven't been on in a while i got some major catching up to do.
First things first.....

HAPPY Belated BIRTHDAY    tooooooo.................

saiita ----- turned 21 *woOoOo go alcohol!!!*     
and
1munchiebear96 who is now a teenager just turned 13 *woOoOoOo go movies*

Second things second
 
a big Flying Fuck You to 

My Principal
My classmates
Mother Nature
morons on my block whom enjoy fighting
and a big one to...... drum roll please.......
teen hormones!!!!!!

third thing third

I need a new pair of sneakers that are really durable because every sneaker i buy gets a hole in the heel within three months........
Anyone know a good reliable sneaker brand???

Oh yes, for those of you who haven't heard yet......

 I GOT INTO MY FIRST CHOICE FOR HIGHSCHOOL BETXCHEZ EAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!

*ahem* sorry..........

Thats all really.......


1munchiebear96, harlquin94, violin_sprite, saiita, are you guys busy on the 24th? The Walk-A-Thon at my school is coming up and they always need a helping hand..........

harlquin94   i need to talk to you about Jason and Wiicho oh yeah and this dream I had.... *snort giggle snort snort*
anonymiss731 if you want to know just ask I mean it would help to have your input you just gotta keep the info on the down low.... lol




                                                                                                                                 LOVEZ YALL BETCHEZ
                                                                                                                                  ~~~~~~ Jazzy
 

Hate Draws Within Me Whenever You Are Near 
But Then Why Do I Long For You
What Is This Strange Contradiction
Because That Is What This Is To Me
So Bad I Want To Hate You
But Why I Cant Is Killing Me
He Hurt Me So Many Times
You Show No Signs You'll Stop
They Tell Me That's Just How You Are
Should I Accept It Like They Are
Or Is Accepting It My Down Fall
A Never Ending Life In Pain
Is This This Love So Over Coming
Is Hate To Live In Vain
I Hope You Know just Who You Are
Just Who Im Talking To
Because To Tell You This Straight To Your Face 
Is Just Something I Cant Do



This Poem Needs A Name (i was thinking something like David Haha harlquin94  should know what Im talking about).... Please Leave Your Suggestion In The Comments.....

OMG The real thing isnt funny at all and what Chris did was wrong but this almost made me piss my pant Everyone must watch!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIhshI34RSc